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Parker Continued... Parker Dean, Dr James



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Name: Parker Continued...

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Doc Dick left the exam room leaving me with the patient as I was cleaning him up. I couldn't resist but to kiss him on the lips. Parker is so cute I couldn't help myself and I made him suck my cock. I got onto the exam table and Parker started sucking my hard dick. I loved how he stroked and sucked my wanktool, teasing my helmet as I was in total bliss. Parker sucked cock really well and he was super hot with the nicest lips as he licked and sucked my balls and continued to stroke my member. He then moved his way up and we started kissing again, as I took off my shirt, I had Parker continue sucking my pole. His hot warm mouth and juicy lips wrapped around my cock was driving me crazy. I couldn't wait for him to fuck me. I took him and sat him on the exam table as I sat on his cock and bounced up and down on his cock as I felt is hard throbbing cock penetrate my ass. We moved off the exam table and decided to continue on the chair in the exam room. I loved having his cock up my ass as I continued bouncing up and down his hard cock. We continued this for a while, until I bent over the exam table as Parker continued fucking me over the exam doggie style with his big hard cock. He really knew how to fuck as he turned me over on the exam table continuing to fuck me really hard and steady. In the meanwhile I stroked my cock as he pumped my ass with his hard cock and I couldn't get enough of this hot patients cock up my ass. As he continued pumping I was ready to pop my load, as I stroked my cock and felt the cum rush up my dick as I squirted outrageously on the patient and onto myself as he kept on pumping his cock up my ass. Parker then pulled out and came onto my stomach as I watched him stroke his cock and releasing his boy juice onto my spent cock. I really love this clinic and can't wait to meet more of the patients!

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Special Favor Mason Ridge, Bruno Cox



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Name: Special Favor

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 16 Mb Number: 30

Damn it I knew I forgot something before leaving the dorm. Luckily, Bruno is friends with my dorm-mateso I gave 'em a call so he could pick up my insurance card.I offered him twenty bucks for his troubles but apparently he wanted something more than money. I caved in and grabbed his crotch cause all this dude ever talks or thinks about are blowjobs and fuckin'. After getting his dick wet and him suckin' my dick he grabbed me and turned me around so he could fuck me. Wow! He really knew how to work that dick. I had fun getting' my ass slammed.

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Nurse & Nathan Nathan Westshore, Nurse Crawford



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Name: Nurse & Nathan

Resolution: 720x1280 File size: 1 Mb Number: 35

I couldn’t just let this fine young patient leave my exam room without some satisfaction so of course, I was more than happy to reciprocate. His young thin body was so very arousing to me. His lips were sweet and soft. The more I sucked his dick the more my inner fetish desires came out so I sucked his toes too. He seemed to like it very much…but I think he liked it even more when my wet tongue licked his slightly hairy boy hole. The scent of his sweat drove me wild, I just had to have a taste of his seed in my mouth but before I could swallow it he erupted geysers of sweet cum everywhere.

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Jacob Jacob Biendino



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Name: Jacob

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After returning from an extended vacation Dr. Dick was looking forward to returning to the clinic. He was feeling nostalgic about returning to the field of medicine he loved so much but the first day back was turning out a tad bit slow. Then finally in came a boy by the name of Jacob who was a referral from one of the newer doctors transferred to the clinic. The patients ailment was very exciting to treat, he ejaculated prematurely. Dr.Dick knew of a few treatments suitable for such a case. He began giving Jacob the regular exam and when it came to checking his penis Jacob began to bust a nut all over the doctor but his erection never went away. Dr. Dick was enjoying this patient immensely and began the electro stimulation to build up Jacob's endurance. Not soon after turning on the machine was Jacob busting a second mighty load. Dick wanted to see how far this kid could go so he began to jerk him off which made Jacob's feet curl from pleasure. After shooting his third load of the day Jacob was spent and so the doctor had him make another appointment to return.

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Ashton Ashton Meade



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Name: Ashton

Resolution: 480x640 File size: 0 Mb Number: 41

My next patient was this 19 year bad boy named Ashton. Dr.Dick had already gave him his first exam but wanted me to do the follow up. For some reason, this boy is requesting Viagra at such a young age so we decided to conduct a few test to see if he is worth of a prescription. I went into the room as the patient was waiting and I introduced myself. I quickly checked his vitals and then got down to the intensive part of the exam. Once naked on the exam table. I felt around his penis and testicles and then told him I was going to check his prostrate. I think this was the first time this boy had his prostrate examined and pre-cum started oozing out of his cock. I massaged his prostrate for a few moments and the took my finger out and started stroking his semi-hard cock. Once erect and examined his penis and then decided to place the electro bands on his cock but also insert the electro probe into his anus to stimulate both his cock and prostrate. After inserting the devices, I turned up the electrostimuation machine and let the current flow onto his prostrate and cock. He was really getting into it as I was controlling his sexual urges with the stimulation box. If his dick wasn't being stimulated, his cock was and both at the same time. I was really giving him the juice as the current was flowing nice onto both parts of his genitals. I decided to remove the electro bands and manually stroke his cock but leaving the electro probe. I turned up the probe and lubed my hands took a firm grip of his cock and started stroking him and teasing his cock. As the anal prob was stimulating his prostrate, I can feel is cock was rock hard and throbbing. Before long he let out a big moan and shot his creamy load shooting streams of hot jets of cum all over his body and shivering from the intense orgasm he just received. I gave him a prescription to the Viagra, but only limited the amount he has so he will return for another visit.

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Zack Dr. James, Zack Ingram



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Name: Zack

Resolution: 360x480 File size: 0 Mb Number: 37

I was having trouble peeing for the last couple of weeks and finally figured that something had to be wrong for causing me so much trouble. I made an appointment to go in and see the doctor at the school's clinic to see what was going on with my dick. Whenever you go to the doctor's it seems like it takes forever to do the paperwork, and then rarely get to spend any time with the doctor. This was my first time going into the school's clinic, and sure enough it was starting out the same as all others I had been through. Following the nurse back to the room she showed me in to meet Dr. James. He had me take a seat on the table and then explain why I came into see him. Starting with my vitals he took my pulse, and told me it was normal. As he was getting ready to take my blood pressure, I asked Dr. James where he had went to school. He said that he had went to Columbia and told me to relax. Removing my shirt, he wanted to listen to my heart. Taking a couple of breathes he had a listen, and then took a look down my throat. Dr. James then had me take off my shorts and felt around my stomach area. Feeling around my crotch area, he wasn't hitting any painful spots. However, he was starting to touch my cock a little bit more. He worked on getting my cock hard, and I didn't actually know if this was for fun or for business. Dr. James instructed me to lay back on the table, and pulled out some footrests for me to put my feet up in. He explained that he needed to examine my prostate just in case it was enlarged. Applying his lubed up finger to my asshole, he pushed it in gently and told me that he wanted to check out my prostate. I didn't know if that honestly could be it, and what was I going to say. Moving his finger around, Dr. James seem to have a rhythm down to rubbing my prostate. He wanted to continue to examine me and as he did so, his mouth went over my cock and swallowed it. I was shocked that he was able to take my cock in like he did. Dr. James was a pro when it came to sucking cock and that was something that I think he enjoyed doing. Pausing for a minute, he pulled off the gloves and told me that he didn't feel anything wrong, but wanted to check out a couple more things. He went back to sucking my dick, and he just let it all happen. Lowering the table and putting me in more of a laying position, he tried to make me a little more comfortable. After a while he paused for a second and told me that he wanted to try and get a sample out of me. He applied some lube to my cock and jerked me off for a while. I tried to focus, so that I would blow my load faster. However, it wasn't working in my favor. Taking over control from the doctor, I wanted to see if maybe I could get myself closer. As I did, I told him that he could take over. Gripping my cock he squeezed it tight as he stroked my cock. I told him to keep going faster, and that I was about to shoot. When I came it went all over his hand and my hand, and I asked him if he was happy with it. Dr. James told me that he didn't think my prostate was causing my problems and that he wanted to do some further tests to find out what was the problem. On my way out I had made an appointment to come back in to the clinic in a couple of days, and that just left me to wonder, what the doctor will perform next?

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Flu Shot! Patrick Hanson



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Name: Flu Shot!

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 9 Mb Number: 17

I saw a bunch of flyers all over the campus about free flu shots so I decided to get one to be on the safe side. Little did I know that the doc was gonna take the liberty of giving me a really good greasy hand job. I didn't resist cause heck...who can resist a great hand job after a hard day of school. After the initial exam, Doctor Dick gave me the shot and a delicious cherry lollipop. 

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Sucked Dry Dr Mike Edge, Zach Stevens



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Name: Sucked Dry

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 14 Mb Number: 26

I wasn't excepting any reciprocation but I was really glad that the doc didn't leave me hangin'. I always love a good cock sucking, ball licking action after I get nailed. It just feels so good being worshiped after giving up my ass like that. Doctor Edge really knows how to satisfy his sex partner. His slow long deep thrusts on my dick felt amazing. His breath was still minty and fresh when he tongue kissed me. And when I came, I felt my ejaculation deep in my prostate..something I've never felt before! I'll be certain to make all my future appointments with Dr. Edge.

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Mitch & Zach Share The Exam Room Mitch, Zach Stevens



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Name: Mitch & Zach Share The Exam Room

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As Zach was waiting for me, I saw a new patient Mitch in the waiting room. I figure I’d kill two birds with one stone today..they were just simple check-ups. Zach didn’t mind sharing the doctor visit with this new boy on campus from Oregon. I weigh them both and ask Mitch to hop on the exam table. I checked his heart, lungs, and blood pressure. I thought it would be thorough to check his prostate so I gloved up and lubed his rectum. I had to use a bit of pressure to insert my finger in his very tight asshole. As I feel around a bit I noticed a slight enlargement…perhaps I should schedule an x-ray to make sure it’s nothing serious. I can feel his penis hardening as I probe his prostate. Good thing Zach is here.maybe I can squeeze out a sperm sample out of Mitch…so I ask Zach if he could assist by helping me extract a sperm sample from Mitch. As Zach sucks Mitch’s dick with gusto I immediately grab the sample dish and in moments Mitch was spraying hot thick fragrant cum into the container.

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Goobs Of Creamy Goodness Piper Lust



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Name: Goobs Of Creamy Goodness

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 11 Mb Number: 18

I went to try out for the track team so the coach told me to get a check up. I didn't know I had to wait so long in that cold exam room so to warm up and pass the time I jacked my dick before the doc came back. Busted huge gobs of creamy nut all over and the room smelled like sex.

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Mitch Gets Special Attention Mitch, Zach Stevens



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Name: Mitch Gets Special Attention

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 3 Mb Number: 41

After Mitch gets his ass nailed by Zach, Zach returns the favor by sucking Mitch's needy cock. Everyone knows the best way to make your prostate feel good is by busting a load..something that Mitch was aching to do. Zach sucks Mitch's dick with gusto! Mitch moans like a little bitch as he feels the back of Zach's throat. Just as he gets close he stand up and blasts all over Zach. They rush to get dressed as they hear footsteps in the hall approaching.

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Soccer Boy Whack Mathew Todd



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Name: Soccer Boy Whack

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Coach makes me wake up early as fuck for my sports physical but didn't tell me he scheduled everybody on the team too so the doc had his hands full with other guys on the team..bein' that I had to rush to get here on time I didn't have any time to jack off this morning so I'ma take advantage and squeeze one out while the doc is taking care of my other team mates..besides, I heard rumors that the doc takes a hands on approach to his patients in a creepy way so I might have to wait for a while...at least I'll be more relaxed.

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Niko Niko Vega



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Name: Niko

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My coach told me that I needed to go into the school clinic to get checked out so that I could join the team. When I called to make the appointment they told me that they had an opening and I could come right in to the clinic. The first thing that the nurse had me do was fill out all the paperwork and give my health history to her. Walking me back to one of the patient rooms, I had taken a seat on the bed and waited for the doctor to come in. The doctor's name is Dr. Phingerphuk, and he introduced himself to me before the examination begun. The exam was going to start out with checking out my heart and he had me take off my shirt so he could listen to my heart. Dr. Phingerphuk was very good about mixing some small talk in with doing the examination which made me feel very comfortable from the start. Moving back to take a laying down position on the bed, he started to palpate my stomach to find any tend spots. He had me roll over on to my stomach to palpate my back as well. Dr. Phingerphuk made fun of my very white teeth, but I can't help it I take pride in my mouth. The exam continued on and he told me that he was going to check for hernias, so he took of my shoes, socks and helped with my pants. He was very gentle in touching my stomach and feeling just below the waist band with his hands. With my underwear off the doctor put some gloves on and started to feel around my cock and balls with his hands. The doctor told me that he was going to run another test and massage my balls to relieve some pressure. I have never had a doctor do to me what he was doing, but it felt good what he was doing. My cock was so hard and I was trying everything I could to hold back from shooting my load. I asked the doctor how I compared the rest of the team getting checked out and he said above average. Removing the gloves, Dr. Phingerphuk put some more lube on his hands and it did feel so much better when he was stroking my cock. At one point he used to hands to jerk me off and that was the best. I started to fuck his hands and get into the moment with the doctor. My breathing picked up and I could barely hold back from starting to have an orgasm. I think that the doctor liked watching me thrust my pelvis into his hands. I made sure to ask if it was ok for me to blow my load. He told me it was fine and that was all I needed to hear. I could no longer control my breathing and I shot my load across my chest and that was one of my biggest loads I have had all month. Dr. Phingerphuk took a sample of my cum and told me that he might need me to come back in the next day for an experiment. I got cleaned up and put all my clothes back on. This truly was the first time his had ever happened at a doctor's office, and I wondered how I compared to my other teammates?

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Aiden Aiden Ren



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Name: Aiden

Resolution: 720x1280 File size: 1 Mb Number: 33

I can't stress enough the damaging effects of at home anal bleaching kits but does anyone listen to Dr. Jizzerman? noooooo. So I wasn't surprised to hear about my young twinky new patients results after he tried to bleach his anus at home. Aiden was new to the campus and was making his way through college by working on his porn career and he wanted a nice pink asshole. He was complaining about irritation and soreness around his hole. So I had him undress and took a look at his tender hole. He was backing his ass up to my touch and let out a soft moan. I pushed my finger into his hole and felt his ass clench around my finger as I made my way towards his prostate. Aiden was moaning like a little bitch as I continued to finger fuck his tight ass. I flipped him over and started to suck off his cock which made him buck his hips up to meet the rhythm of blowjob. He started to shake then he shout out that he was going to cum. I knew this porn star had another load in him so I continued to assault his dick with my tongue while jerking him off. Not too long after I had the kid busting another nicely sized load. Now it was the doctors turn to get serviced.

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Bruno's First Exam Bruno Cox



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Name: Bruno's First Exam

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 3 Mb Number: 44

Bruno has always suffered through panic attacks but now more than ever since he left his hometown to go to school. It's not uncommon for someone to have these episodes so he wanted to get some holistic treatments. He tried medications but claimed they made him feel "stupid" or lethargic. Dr. Dick knows there are simple techniques on how to ease the discomfort of panic attacks such as meditation, natural herbs like Kava-kava or St. Johns Wort but, there's a much simpler and effective way. He suggests that when he feels a panic attack coming on..that Bruno should masturbate. Dr. Dick shows Bruno a specific way of easing his discomfort ending in a gush of cum!

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Dr Geo & Brody Brody Hugh, Dr. Geo



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Name: Dr Geo & Brody

Resolution: 720x1280 File size: 1 Mb Number: 37

Now that Brody's puckering rectum was more relaxed and stretched out from the pounding I gave him, I decided to reward him with a little e-stim. Dr. Phingerphuck trained me on the device and I was anxious to try it out on this more than willing patient. My dick got rock hard again watching him squirm as I juiced his ass with electrical current. His moaning was satisfying that sadistic side of me. I knew he wouldn't hold out for much longer after I increased the electricity on his prostate and he exploded everywhere. It's good to be the doctor.

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Jarrett Jarrett Fox, Dr Topinbottom



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Name: Jarrett

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Right away Dr. Topinbottom walked back into the exam room while I was getting dressed and said that the sample he got wasn't going to be enough for the testing. I said okay, and he directed me to have a seat on the exam table once more. As I sat down, the Doc wasted no time in dropping to his knees and started to give me a blow job once more. One thing was for sure and that was the Doc knew just how to give a good blow job. The best part for me was when he would deep-throat my cock and coming back up he would use his hand to jerk me off. He used a combination of his hand and mouth, which didn't take long for me to get fully get hard. Dr. Topinbottom started to get hot with all his clothes on and from doing all that work, so he stood up and peeled off his shirt to reveal his white, pale chest. As he stood there to the side, I got off the table and walked over to him. I knew that was my indicator that he wanted me to give him head. Dropping to my knees in front of him, I reached up to help him take his pants off. Exposing his dick he was hung from just getting off, and horny for some more action and so I put the dick in my mouth and started sucking. As I moved my mouth up and down on his dick I could feel his boner in my lips getting harder. It's a big turn on for me when guys moan and make noises, because it goes to show that they're enjoying whatever happens to be going on. He had me pause for a moment and that was when he explained that I was going to get my revenge on him, and at first I didn't know what that meant. Topinbottom moved around the room getting a couple of things and handed me a condom to put on. What?? I was going to get to fuck the doctor in the ass. I mean I knew that he was into me, but I didn't know that much. Putting the condom on we started with him bent over the table just like I was, and just as I was about to push my dick in. I thought for a second before I did anything about taking it easy and that thought quickly went away. I pushed my hips forward shoving my throbbing cock into his very tight hole making him squirm and yell a little bit. It might sound cruel, but I loved every second of it. The sounds and the movements quickly changed, and the Doc was starting to like the fucking that he was receiving. I am not one of those guys that keep the same pace throughout the whole time we fucking. Changing up the pace I would go faster and slower, and also change the depths of how much dick I would put in his as at one time. Making those times when I would place my cock to go deep great for both of us. After a while though, the Doc wanted to change position and he got on his back. With him in this position we could look at each other as we fucked, and he was gazing at me the whole time. I knew that he didn't take a dick up the ass for just anybody, especially for as tight as he was. We kept the fucking up, until I got the sensation that I was going to cum. It happened so fast, I pulled my dick out and started to jack off over him. I ended up shooting several squirts of cum out on to Dr. Topinbottom's dick and lower stomach. He kept jerking off as well, and it only took him about another minute to shoot is load. After we were both done and tired, the Doc said that he really didn't need another sample he just wanted to have another chance to mess around. He told me I could come back to see him any time I wanted, but I hope that I will be cured for a while now.

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Exam Spunk Alex Reide



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Name: Exam Spunk

Resolution: 900x675 File size: 9 Mb Number: 20

I was up all last nite tossing and turning with stomach cramps and pains. I took an alka seltzer and a few moments later I puked..that had never happened to me before so I went down to see the doc. After waiting a bit in that freezing exam room the pain came back so I took matters into my own hands. Seems like jacking off helps keep my mind off the discomfort. Just by stroking my meat I can remain pain free until the doc comes back to see what's the matter.

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Diesal Diesal



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Name: Diesal

Resolution: 480x640 File size: 0 Mb Number: 32

Doctors Log-Dr. Topinbotom, My first patient of the day and it was a really tall guy. He look very familiar so when I introduced myself I found out his name was Diesal. Diesal is one of the popular models from the adult website called brokestraightboys.com and he was told by the folks at broke straight boys that he needed to get a physical exam. Its been a while since Diesal had an exam as I was asking him questions about his health and his last time he went to see a doctor for a physicals. Being 22 years old and not having an exam for over 6 years, Diesal was due for an extensive physical. Being a fan of his I couldn't wait to start the exam. I first started out with the basics and checked his throat and then listen to his heart and then it was time to check his genitals. I had Diesal remove his underwear and I checked around his penis and palpated his shaft a bit. I felt his penis twitch in my hands as I was feeling up and down his penis. I can tell Diesal has a huge cock and I was making sure to take my time and really give his penis a thorough exam. I then moved my hands down to his testicles and feel each one. I then proceeded to phase one of the exam which was the oral exam. Once semi-hard, I took his cock into my hands then leaned over and proceeded to suck his huge cockhead. Once I placed his cock into my mouth I can feel is organ swell in my throat as I was slurping on his cock as it grew. The more I sucked the harder fatter it got. His cock throbbed in my throat and I was enjoying each moment of his cock as I sucked and stroked his cock. By this time, Diesal was ready for stage two of the exam and that was to introduce him to electro. I attached the bands around his cock. One on the base and one towards the top. I turned on the electro device, and turned up the juice. The more I turned up the electrostimulation he was feeling more and more aroused and his dick got hard, then soft and then hard twitching the whole time. This is usually what happens and is normal when someone is being electrode for the first time. I then decided to help him a long and I lightly stroked his cock and felt his cock in my hands. As I did that, he was getting hard again but this time he was maintaining his erection. I then turned up the electro some more and he was feeling it. Diesal was enjoying it because we was moaning and groaning and I knew he wanted to cum, but just couldn't. Between the machine and my hand, we were teasing his cock but he just couldn't cum. I then decided to combine, phase one and two and moved the bands down his shaft and started to blow him...his dick was super hard and the patient was breathing heavy at this point and really moaning. As I watch the patient, his eyes rolled back into his head in exctasy as both my mouth and the electro was teasing his cock. I knew anytime now that he was ready to release his juice so I removed my mouth and stroked his cock and he couldn't hold off anymore, his dick pulsated in my hand as his cock got rock hard and started spurting out cum, I purposely slowed down to allow the electrostimulation machine do its job in helping me drain all the cum from his balls. It was very successful but the exam was not over yet! We have to know complete phase 3 as I removed my shirt and started to lick his now sensitive nipples.....come back next week and see what happens next...To Be Continued.

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Calm Your Ass Down Bruno Cox



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Name: Calm Your Ass Down

Resolution: 900x1200 File size: 20 Mb Number: 31

I was asked to come in due to a menacing storm approaching just to cover in case we're hit with the storm. I was just checking in on the weather on my phone when in barges Bruno. He seemed very upset and was having another anxiety attack. I tried to calm him down at first with a little gas which seemed to help. He voiced his concern about the approaching storm and I assured him that everything was going to be fine. Although it seemed to help I noticed his heart rate and blood pressure were thru the roof. I figured this was the perfect time to calm his ass down with an electro-butt plug session. After administering more of my experimental gas I noticed he calmed down just enough to penetrate his tight hairy boy hole with the electroprobe. Almost instantly he seemed to calm down as the electro-pulses stimulated his prostate nerves. As I played with the settings his mind was taken off the imaginary thoughts of danger and more on the new found sensations and pleasures in his ass. His moans and groans along with his squirming made for a very successful electrosession. One last hit of gas and a yank on his dick made him explode his load right into the air. Afterwards, I gave him a mild sedative until the storm passes. I think he's feeling much better now thanks to my experimental gas and electro butt plug session.

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